Toddlers Are A holes

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  • Author : Bunmi Laditan
  • Publisher : Workman Publishing
  • Pages : 177 pages
  • ISBN : 076118564X
  • Rating : 3/5 from 3 reviews
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Download or Read online Toddlers Are A holes full in PDF, ePub and kindle. this book written by Bunmi Laditan and published by Workman Publishing which was released on 07 April 2015 with total page 177 pages. We cannot guarantee that Toddlers Are A holes book is available in the library, click Get Book button and read full online book in your kindle, tablet, IPAD, PC or mobile whenever and wherever You Like. Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
  • Author : Bunmi Laditan
  • Publisher : Workman Publishing
  • Release : 07 April 2015
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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
  • Author : Bunmi Laditan
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release : 07 April 2015
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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up

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  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release : 15 September 2015
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  • Publisher : Springer
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  • Publisher : Lulu Press, Inc
  • Release : 18 July 2015
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  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 15 May 2016
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  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release : 08 February 1979
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  • Publisher : Wayzgoose Press
  • Release : 08 February 2023
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Nurse Nate Bingham’s life is finally going according to plan. He has the wife, the dog, the house, the career… even a start on that brood of rugrats he’s always wanted. Frankie herself couldn’t write a better romance novel. But it turns out there’s a reason fiction always closes right after “I do.”Because in real life, there’s a whole lot more to get through before happily ever after. Changes at work, revelations at family

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  • Publisher : Vintage
  • Release : 03 May 2011
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  • Publisher : Tule Publishing
  • Release : 07 August 2018
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  • Publisher : Titan Books
  • Release : 15 September 2020
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  • Publisher : Lulu Press, Inc
  • Release : 21 December 2015
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