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📒Everyone Poops ✍ Taro Gomi
✏Everyone Poops Book Summary : Shows how creatures throughout the animal world--including humans--deal with the products of digestion.
📒Everyone Poops ✍ Sillyanimalpictures Com Publishing
✏Everyone Poops Book Summary : FUNNY GAG NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - MAKES FOR A PERFECT GIFT!This hilarious, bold and unique notebook is just what you need to stay inspired for life, while also letting everyone around you know that you really don't care. This booklet is perfect for keeping around the house, putting on your desk for everyone to see at work, or even to pass along as gift to a friend or coworker.Heck, on top of all of that, it even mores for a great journal to take notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. Throw one of these copies around the work office and see how many people get a good laugh out of it.Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this funny, inspirational, and motivational booklet that is perfect for everyday life, school, to-do lists, and pretty much any other component of life.SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 PagesCOVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Order your copy today, and show the world you really don't care.
📒Everybody Poops 410 Pounds A Year ✍ Deuce Flanagan
✏Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year Book Summary : Want more fascinating facts about poop? We've got a new book! Check out Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: Astounding Fecal Facts from a Day in the City from author Deuce Flanagan on Amazon today. ONCE UPON A TIME . . . . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does--but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids' book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: •How do astronauts poop in space? •Where does poop go after you flush? •Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? •Can I light my poop on fire? •Who invented the first flushing toilet? •What's the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?
📒Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds ✍ Deuce Flanagan
✏Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds Book Summary : A CLASSIC BATHROOM READER FOR ADULTS THAT PRESENTS FUNNY TRIVIA, GROSS STORIES AND FASCINATING FACTS IN AN ILLUSTRATED CHILDREN'S BOOK STYLE Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop: • Where does poop go when you flush? • What’s the secret genius below an outhouse? • Are you eating food grown in your own poop? • Can you ride a poop-powered bus? • Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago? • What is the future of poop?
📒Dirty Girls ✍ Gillian Telling
✏Dirty Girls Book Summary : The Naked Truth Isn't Always Pretty. A no-holds-barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, Dirty Girls lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex. Women don't come from a different planet than men. In fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semifunctional families, semifunctioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex. But there's more. Even though we pluck, we wax, and we put on war paint to mask our blemishes, we also regularly watch porn. We wear our bikini bottoms when we run out of clean underwear. When we're alone, we eat Cheetos and peanut butter on a spoon for dinner. Women are fascinating, beautiful, and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. Dirty Girls exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that everything boys can do, girls can do better.
📒Henrietta James ✍ Nerissa N. Nordquist
✏Henrietta James Book Summary : Engulfed in anxiety, frustration and constant constipation, Henrietta Martha James spends her time writing angry letters to Taro Gomi, the acclaimed author of “Everyone Poops.” She is demanding a formal apology...an explanation...the possibility of rewrites...or at least a change to the title of his book because she, Henrietta, does not poop. Well, not like “everyone” does.Growing up with an illness that doctors struggle to diagnose, Henrietta constantly hears how she is “supposed” to be, while discovering that “normal” does not apply to her – at least not the way her body works. A humorous and painful real-life journey into the world of digestive disorders, her story brings to light one of life's dirty little secrets. Not Everyone Poops.
📒Everybody Poops In Their Pants ✍ Jason Criddle
✏Everybody Poops in Their Pants Book Summary : There is a plague sweeping across the country that no one wants to talk about... and that is the sheer number of stinky drawers we have to trash because we had a doo doo butter explosion in our pants. Sure, everybody poops... but at least once in a lifetime, everyone poops in their pants too. Enjoy the stories and the poop activities... share with your kids if you want to, but remember, this book is intended for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. Get the special hardcover edition right here: http: //www.lulu.com/content/hardcover-book/everybody-poops-in-their-pants/17310864
📒Log Your Log ✍ Everyone poops
✏Log Your Log Book Summary : Everyone poops! You can judge a home or business by how clean their toilets are kept. Have fun recording your travel experiences in relation to where you "went" and write the outcome. Give a review, recommendation or leave a 1 to 5 star review. Maybe you drive a big rig or RV and travel across country a lot. As you know, not all rest stops are the same - some have bathrooms outside, while others are inside, well stocked and nicely cleaned with no long lines! Keep track of those places so when you return to that location you know where to "go." Great gag gift for friends and family. Not for hikers....they need to pack their crap so they don't leave an imprint on nature. This is a small notebook 6 by 9 inches, perfect for travel. And only 100 pages.
📒Emoticons Kaomoji And Emoji ✍ Elena Giannoulis
✏Emoticons Kaomoji and Emoji Book Summary : This collection offers a comprehensive treatment of emoticons, kaomoji, and emoji, examining these digital pictograms and ideograms from a range of perspectives to comprehend their increasing role in the transformation of communication in the digital age. Featuring a detailed introduction and eleven contributions from an interdisciplinary group of scholars, the volume begins by outlining the history and development of the field, situating emoticons, kaomoji, and emoji – expressing a variety of moods and emotional states, facial expressions, as well as all kinds of everyday objects– as both a topic of global relevance but also within multimodal, semiotic, picture theoretical, cultural and linguistic research. The book shows how the interplay of these systems with text can alter and shape the meaning and content of messaging and examines how this manifests itself through different lenses, including the communicative, socio-political, aesthetic, and cross-cultural. Making the case for further study on emoticons, kaomoji, and emoji and their impact on digital communication, this book is key reading for students and scholars in sociolinguistics, media studies, Japanese studies, and language and communication.
📒What S Your Poo Telling You ✍ Josh Richman
✏What s Your Poo Telling You Book Summary : With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad . . . the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?