Tony Baloney

• Author : Pam Muñoz Ryan
• Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
• Release : 08 December 2021

Tony, a macaroni penguin, is a middle child with very exasperating siblings, and although he never looks for trouble, it often finds him.

• Author : Maxime Raymond Bock
• Publisher : Coach House Books
• Release : 10 October 2016

"Bock's language crackles with the energy of a Québécois folk song, impassioned and celebratory but also melancholy and cheekily ironic." —The New Yorker, on Atavisms A young, floundering author meets Robert "Baloney" Lacerte, an older, marginal poet who seems to own nothing beyond his unwavering certainty. Over the course of one summer evening, Lacerte recounts his unrelenting quest for poetry, which has taken him from Quebec's Boreal forests to South America to East Montreal, where he seems poised

• Author : Kenzel May
• Publisher : AuthorHouse
• Release : 14 December 2017

Reaching back from the twenty-first century to a much simpler time, when family was king, Ray Jones travels the dusty roads of Arkansas in 1856. Encountering a number of challenges, as well as a fierce wolf-dog and bear, he wonders how long he will survive and if he will ever return home.

• Author : Jennifer Boster
• Publisher : Tate Publishing
• Release : 01 December 2009

When the baloney disappears from the refrigerator, there is only one person to call: six-year-old CeCe. Imagination runs high as CeCe tracks down the baloney and solves her first mystery inThe Case of the Missing Baloney-based on a true event and written by talented new author Jennifer Boster.

• Author : Bruce Howard Hamilton
• Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
• Release : 27 March 2009

~Double Baloney~ is a compilation of 130 pages of mock-haiku and pseudolimericks, rather baroquely written so that each item is one relatively sweeping 'sentence.' On every page is one mock-haiku plus one psuedolimerick, and the individual items on each page have quite identical titles. A very strong attempt has been made to push the language of the individual pieces toward much grammatical correctness, so that the final verbal effects might seem lapidary if not absolutely epigrammatic. Much entertainment supposedly may

• Author : Albert Mendoza
• Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
• Release : 04 March 2011

Mick and his dog Baloney are separated after moving into a new neighborhood. Baloney ends up following a gang of dogsknown astheBully Bandits. The Bully Bandits are Molar, Chaos, and Squirt. These dogs are fast on their feet and teach Baloney the rules of the street. While on the run from the dog catcher, Baloney takes the advice of a smart alley cat who warns Baloneynot to hangout with the Bully Bandits or he will end up in the pound.

• Author : Pam Munoz Ryan
• Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
• Release : 30 June 2015

Everyone's favorite penguin--and the star of two best-selling readers in clubs and fairs--is back in another adorable adventure! Tony Baloney is excited. It's Pen Pal Month at school. Tony hopes he and his new pen pal Sam will become friends for life. It looks promising. The two have a lot in common: Sam rides a scooter, plays baseball, is a middle-child, and has a stuffed animal buddy, just like Tony! But when Sam's class comes to visit, Tony gets a

• Author : Lee Norrington
• Publisher : AuthorHouse
• Release : 25 January 2017

Since he first entered the workforce, Lee Norrington has pretty much done anything it took to earn a paycheck. Hes been a computer technician, lab assistant, pawn clerk, waiter, dishwasher, and even a landscaper. Dealing with the public was nothing new for him, yet nothing could prepare him for his most challenging vocation to datethat of a meat cutter in Rural Nowhere, Midwest. In this book, Lee recalls his adventures as he meets some of the most diverse and bizarre

• Author : Frank Maloney,Kevin Brennan
• Publisher : Random House
• Release : 24 February 2012

From the streets of Peckham to the neon-lit strip of Las Vegas, Frank Maloney's life has been a roller-coaster ride that even he finds hard to believe at times. The Cockney-born son of Irish parents, who once harboured thoughts of becoming a priest, instead went on to manage Lennox Lewis for 12 years and help him become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.In No Baloney, Frank lifts the lid on the world of big-time boxing and its household names,

• Author : Trevor Romain,Elizabeth Verdick
• Publisher : Free Spirit Publishing
• Release : 19 December 2018

Revised classic provides a humorous take on cliques, exclusion, and real friends—updated to include online clique-tivity.​ Clique: It’s a word that’s spelled funny and sounds funny, and (like a vampire) can be a pain in the neck. True friends don’t make you feel left out, but for many kids, navigating social groups is tricky (because it’s cliquey), and they end up feeling excluded. This book uses humor, fun cartoons, and kid-friendly language to explain what

• Author : Frank Larson
• Publisher : Savage Press
• Release : 01 March 2003

Humorous essays by the author of the successful Jackpine Savages, skinny dipping for fun and profit. An urbane and LOL collection of funny stories.

• Author : K. D. McCrite
• Publisher : Thomas Nelson Inc
• Release : 08 December 2021

1987 brings more changes for April Grace when Myra Sue starts acting very sneaky, her new baby brother comes home, her neighbor Isabel becomes her gym teacher, and a long-lost relative suddenly appears.

• Author : Becca Carnahan
• Publisher : Gatekeeper Press
• Release : 22 October 2020

Belinda Baloney Changes Her Mind is a story about a young girl trying to figure out what she wants to be when she grows up. She has lots of big dreams, but can’t seem to pick just one. An engineer, President, a knitter of coats? A firefighter, farmer, a sailor of boats! When Belinda starts to get worried that she doesn’t know how to pick just one job, her brother helps her learn an important lesson.

• Author : Bernardo Kastrup
• Publisher : John Hunt Publishing
• Release : 25 April 2014

The present framing of the cultural debate in terms of materialism versus religion has allowed materialism to go unchallenged as the only rationally-viable metaphysics. This book seeks to change this. It uncovers the absurd implications of materialism and then, uniquely, presents a hard-nosed non-materialist metaphysics substantiated by skepticism, hard empirical evidence, and clear logical argumentation. It lays out a coherent framework upon which one can interpret and make sense of every natural phenomenon and physical law, as well as the

• Author : Jim Toomey
• Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Release : 01 August 2007

Jim Toomey is "a breath of fresh water." --Washington Post * Lauded for promoting marine conservation, Sherman's Lagoon appears in 250 newspapers in 30 countries in six languages. More About Yarns and Shanties (And Other Nautical Baloney) Collecting more than 42 weeks of Jim Toomey's Sherman's Lagoon, this collection transports readers to an imaginary lagoon near the South Pacific island of Kapupu, where a cast of coral reef critters battles the encroachment of civilization. * Inhabitants of this nautical neighborhood include Sherman, an always hungry